Humorous Sayings
#2010 Boldly Going Nowhere
#2011 So this isn't home sweet home...adjust
#2012 You can't scare me. I'm a teacher.
#2013 Chance made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
#2014 How can I miss you if you won't go away?
#2015 Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
#2016 S.O.B. Son of Bob
#2017 Put the fun back in dysfunctional
#2018 Go Away
#2020 If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all
#2021 God is my copilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
#2022 Stop repeat offenders. Don't reelect them.
#2023 Some days it's just not worth grawing through the straps
#2024 Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly.
#2025 We have enough youth. How bout a fountain of "smart"?
#2027 If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
#2028 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
#2029 I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.
#2030 To err is human. To forgive is against company policy
#2031 If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
#2032 I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me
#2033 I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
#2034 Come in. My day was ruined anyway.
#2036 Welcome to the Nuthouse
#2037 (your name) Correctional Facility
#2038 Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Inspirational Sayings
#2041 Among thorns grow roses
#2042 Relish life's little pleasures
#2043 Reach for the stars
#2044 My sister, my friend
#2045 Light tomarrow with today
#2046 Smile, look up & trust
#2047 When we love we grow
#2048 Like a rose, friendship grows
#2049 The journey is the reward
#2050 Carry hope in your heart
#2051 With Him, all things are possible
#2052 A friend is a gift you give yourself
#2054 Seeds of love always bloom with joy
#2055 Home is what catches you when you fall
#2056 Change your thoughts and you change your world.
#2057 Love is the cornerstone of the universe
#2060 Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
#2061 Chaos.... where dreams begin
#2062 The young know the rules, the old the exceptions
#2063 A child may outgrow your lap, but never your heart
#2074 Whereever you go, bring your own sunshine
#2075 To all who enter here, we raise our glass
#2076 To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart
#2077 Attitudes are contagious. Is your's worth catching?
